The Guzzlers

	Brad Johns is the newest addition to the Guzzlers’ talent pool. Brad was discovered much the same way the Be Sharps found Barney Gumble. Doing everything that could be done in Philadelphia, Brad moved to Washington. When he is done here he will be off to conquer your town. Brad is an A#1 front man extraordinaire with a voice that won’t quit. At 6’4”, 290 lb, you will be forced to like him. An extremely aggressive individual, he now owns 51% of the Guzzlers’ talent and is solely responsible for all criticisms and lawsuits directed at the band.
	Stunt guitarist Wayne Noll, the originator of the "May I help you?" guitar store riff, grew up in Bethesda. Although he sometimes gets a little loose in the corners, he makes up for it by taking a classic guitar solo and turning into something completely unrecognizable. You would hear the influence of the local DC roots rock and blues scene of the late 70s and early 80s in his playing and the band’s song selection if he knew what he was doing.
	Chris Koehler with his lifelike hair and kung fu grip can play the bass like nobody’s business. When he is not slapping Ken around in the super camper and speeding off with Barbie in her pink Corvette, he is laying down the most excellent groove foundation for The Guzzlers Rockabilly style.
	Dave “Knucklehead” Eisenhauer has been playing drums for longer than anyone would have guessed. He brings to The Guzzlers a wide variety of styles from all the bands he’s been kicked out of. Originally from the music capital of Rockville, Maryland, he now annoys the neighbors a little further to the North. When not wowing the crowd with acrobatic stick dropping, he is at his day job which was suggested he not quit.